Hori’s absolutely glorious Slime Keyboard. Look at the slime function keys! Look at the slime directional keys! Look at the Roman numeral keys!
Ostensibly, this is a Wii accessory designed to tie in with Dragon Quest X Online – it even comes with codes for in-game items. But there’s no reason you couldn’t use it as a USB keyboard for your computer. You know, for important business. When you read Tiny posts in late August, know that about half of them are going to be written from one of these.
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good god it’s horrible and fantastic all at once
the spacebar has a king slime face. the escape key is a staircase. the return key is a slimestack. this is too adorable
She’s been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know.
yes
no more homework
i cant
make it stop
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amorvictorious asked: What's your favourite GameCube game?
Arrghhh that’s a tough one
Toss up between Metroid Prime and The Thousand Year Door
Then Wind Waker, I guess.
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Jacob, remember this?
NO
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Oh my god Tak Fujii’s Twitter account is so good
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